Friday, September 12, 2008

CATEGORY #001255: capabera princess

Deep in the sewers of downtown eastern Philadelphia there lies a feces drenched path. If you follow that path long enough, you will come across a tiny wooden door. Behind that tiny door lies a murky green excretion swamp. If you hike through wave after wave of slimy excrement's long enough you will eventually find yourself looking at the royal throne of, The Capabera Princess. This gentle creature doesn't want much, just to live a humble life ruling over her rat cousins in her sewer kingdom. Though many have ventured into the condemened underground tunnels in search of her whimsical wonderland, none have lived to tell of the journey. But rest assured, this creature is real and legend has it, every 3 years she leaves the sewer in search of a man friend. Perhaps she is among us even as I speak.

Saturday, June 21, 2008

CATEGORY #002156:
cat people

A quiet dusk in rural Oregon. A fresh pot of hot green tea roasts on the stove top. The sweet sounds of Jelly Roll Morton being whistled through a phonograph. Peace. A deluxe package offered exclusively to Americans living in "anytown" USA. But another offering that America holds is something of a much more horrific image. Cat people. Oh yes, they do exist. And mark my words friend, they are nothing to be fooled with. Upon the arrival of Korean settlers in the early 1900's came another beast. Far more terrifying than any dish of
gaejang-guk I have seen laid before me eyes. Some say that gypsy senior citizens living amongst wild orphan cats in Montana mated with the intentions of creating a super army of half human, half cat hybrids who would go on to destroy civilization in the west. But the best conclusion i could draw is that by with cats, you can mutate into a vicous cat fiend, hell bent on sucking the blood from diabetic grandparents living on wellfare in a small trailer home! There real, and they want my aunt clara's blood, and who knows, maybe yours to, grandma heidi?!

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

CATEGORY #0122891:
frog lings

The horror that can be seen by simply gazing into the eyes of this animal human find. Its indescribable. This is just way too easy. No animal but a frog can match up with this girl. Its almost as if....she is in fact, a frog. Maybe a grand wizard stumbled upon a small tadpole who wanted one be a human girl. Or maybe some nuclear waste just happened to spill on the head of an innocent toddler frog causing it to mutate into a half human/half frog morph ling frog baby which later grew into a teenage girl. I don't know. I just wish I could meet this wizard. Ive always wanted to be a lama.

Monday, June 2, 2008

CATEGORY #000063:
apes.......just apes

So I'm scraping the bottom of the barrel on this one but it
is necessary. I mean honestly, how many people do you know who look like apes? A ton, I can name 12, now whether or not these people are all in my immediate family eh....Id rather not say. Anyway, when I saw this prime example of a human/ape I had to get him on here. Is a photo of a monkey needed to compare features? I think not. Also Id like to welcome the first African American animal human on the site. Thats one giant leap into the right direction of internet stardom. Please dont kill me.

Sunday, May 18, 2008

CATEGORY #005422:
bat boy

Its a boy, its a bat, its......bat boy! Lame, indeed but the importance of telling the world about this horrible flesh eating creature is vital. Those menacing eye's,
jagged(soon to be sharp) teeth, and the vile odor that hangs near him are enough to make anyone run in fear. For nearly a hundred years, bat boy has been in hiding (minus the few appearences in the Weekly World News) but now he has reapeared even more fierce than before. For now he also bares a strange resemblance to a baboon. Monkey - Bat love. Mmmmmmmm.

Friday, April 25, 2008

CATEGORY #021866:
weasel children

Perhaps the most bizzare animal human I have ever encountered is the weasel human hybrid. This is a
quite younger specimen hints the name "weasel child".
Extensive orthodontic work has taken care of those
fangs and regular botox treatments get rid of the
squinty eyes. But look hard enough and you will see
the weasel in him.

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

CATEGORY #000723:
dino babies

Notice the similar jaw structure. The expanded cheeks. And in this case, those adorable rosey red cheeks. Ahhhhhhhhh, dino babys are so cute. Their human counter parts though....... Scary!

Monday, April 14, 2008

CATEGORY #003654:
goat people

I think the eye's say it all, dont you? This particular "goat person" has yet to develop her full ON beard. But give her time. Soon she will be fit to give only the purest milk from her supple,....well, you know. Mmmmmm, Goat cheese pizza! (i hate goat cheese pizza by the way)

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Have You Evah ?

Have you ever looked at someone and thought,.."wow, that guy/girl looks sort of like a bird/dog/horse" etc...? Dont say no because we all have. This site is here to show the world all the different types of human beings that resemble animals/creatures.